Watch: Man sexually identifies as an Apache attack helicopter


A man declares his sexual identity to be a 17,000-plus lb Apache gunship, evoking a two-year old meme regarding the modern adoption (and often simply making up) of sexual identification.

“I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter, YouTube user Big Man Tyrone said. “Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m mentally ill, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.

I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.

From now on, I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.

If you can’t accept me, you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.”

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  • Michael Swaney

    Michael is an Army veteran and the Director of Content for Bright Mountain Media LLC

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