Warning: Strong language and sexual content that is not suitable for all ages
Anyone who has served in the military knows they think their branch is the best of all the branches.
If you are a Marine, the Army is full of fat bodies. If you are in the Army, the Marines are 12-year-olds who eat crayons. If you are in the Navy, you don’t pick on any branches because you are defending yourself from the over the top gay jokes.
For those in the “Chair Force,” you stay high up on your pedestal.