“Sometimes I like to walk nude through the woods”
“Three beers deep…willing to share…wanna party?”
“Netflix and chill deployment style?”
“Did I mention I like to party…other girls okay?”
“To whoever put that lollipop in my cup…you can go F yourself!”
*The opinions and statements by “obviously cooler than you” Tinder Robot are solely his and not necessarily the opinions of Popular Military.
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