Two Dutch YouTubers were arrested after they illegally entered Area 51 with a drone and cameras before the infamous set date when thousands of netizens pledged to “storm” the base. The two men, Govert Charles Wilhelmus Jacob Sweep, 21, and…
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“Fake news” outbreak causes panic for military families overseas
US military personnel across the globe are recovering from a “fake news” hangover after mass panic broke out over a policy concerning the birth of American “military brats” overseas. The hysteria San Francisco Chronicle employee Tal Kopan reported (via Twitter)…
USAF Col says “pooping in Porta-Johns” boosts morale, Airmen like to “rough it”
Germany-based members of the US Air Force are reminding everyone why they are widely-known as the “cushiest” service, as they revel in “roughing it” during a training exercise in Poland. From eating MREs with glee to enjoying having only a…
Air Force “Hurricane Hunters” alerted to embark on Hurricane Season sortie, potentially dangerous weather
In the middle of the dreaded Atlantic and Gulf “Hurricane Season,” a WC-130J from the US Air Force’s sole squadron of “Hurricane Hunters” is scheduled to make a flight over the Atlantic on Saturday, in hopes of providing information to…
US Air Force Academy groundwater contaminated with toxic “forever chemicals,” authorities say
The US Air Force Academy has a groundwater problem, and it all leads to a poisoned aquifer and firefighting foam. A survey of USAFA groundwater revealed troubling levels of perfluorinated compounds, now adding yet another pin to the map of…
Lil Nas releases video of USAF security peeing pants as he enters Area 51
Lil Nas X has thrown down the gauntlet and joined the legions of netizens threatening to storm Area 51, releasing a new animated video for his song, “Old Town Road.” The now-overplayed song has been given new life with the…
