10 signs you’re a Dysfunctional Veteran (DV) of the GWOT

You drive in the center of the road

 

You reported this item “missing”. If you didn’t, you regret not doing so.

This strikes fear into your heart

This also strikes fear in your heart

You occasionally lose your cool at school…

…and this comes out

You can spot another veteran from across the room

You probably have one of these, as they feel familiar. (Okay, maybe not an M9)

Your truck is your DD214

You thought this movie was terrible and remind everyone why