#1 You despised these, for being caught without them was worse than death.
#2 Your clothes rarely matched, but that was okay.
#3 Your body was often powered exclusively by these little 40mm cans of greatness.
#4 You either patronized this place, or despised those who did.
#5 You never parted with this thing, and if you did.. you regret it to this day.
#6 You will never, ever forget what this sounds like
#7 You came to terms with getting stuck in crappy situations…
#8 …and you still can’t drive in a straight line.
#9 No matter how hard you tried, your rifle looked like this at the end of the day.
#10 You recognize this, and then catch yourself instinctively looking at your own wrist.